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Hey fuck face, your reply doesn't even make sense, proof read before you hit POST. Of all the shit I have read on here your shit is the worst, posting shit like would you buy butter in a cube or a dish. I hope you buy it in a dish so when your boy fucks you in the ass you don't run out. Also, quick question? Is the only comeback you got, QUEEN? I'm sure your sitting in your shit shack in The OC drinking shitty beer. I love the fact that I called you out on your *** dog, you changed your pic. If you weren't self conscience you would have left it up. So, your officially the QUEEN BEE. Later Bitch.
rusty trombone:
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
Example:
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
Example:
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
mike
Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He cankill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow yourmind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.
"holy balls my mind was Miked!"
"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike'd it up again. DOH!
Mike
A MAN WHO CAN CUM RAINBOWS
holy shit why does that chick have rainbows all over her?
Mike...
Mike is often found riding a giant Wildebeast, shooting cannon balls from his nipples and laser beams from his eyes. 99.9% of the time he is the most stunning looking man in the room. He is funny, sophisticated, and loves poon tang. He cankill you with just a look. Everyone wishes they had a friend like him. Mike can also blow yourmind with his mind! Mike has the prettiest smile, a velvet touch, and a thick dick.
"holy balls my mind was Miked!"
"my vag has been sore all week because over the weekend, I got Miked so hard"
mike
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike'd it up again. DOH!
Mike
A MAN WHO CAN CUM RAINBOWS
holy shit why does that chick have rainbows all over her?
Mike...
